odds...
odds of becoming president: 1 in 10,000,000
odds of being injured mowing the lawn: 3,623 to 1 (aren't you lucky, uncle lindell??...hope your foot gets better soon!)
odds that a celebrity marriage will last a lifetime: 3 to 1
odds of catching a ball at a major league ballgame: 563 to 1
odds that you are a genius: 250 to 1
and my personal favorite...
odds that you will be injured by a toilet this year: 1 in 10,000
now, i'm curious...how could you be injured by a toilet???? :)
9 comments:
Now I'm scared. What if I'm that 1 in 10,000? I'll never ever see it coming! How will I prevent it?
hahaha! kasey, you are hysterical...but you know what??? i had that same thought! :)
That is too funny. I enjoyed reading your blog...The blog world is so new to me...
Hope you will stop by for a visit.
I am posting on our Disney trip now and then on to a new grandson in two weeks..
hmmm, never have been injured by my toilet...
But now, I am a bit worried about firehubby teaching the scout how to mow the lawn :O
I wish the odds of catching a baseball were better... :-)
I'm not sure I want to know how I could be injured by a toilet, nor why a fruit snack wrapper would print those little tidbits. LOL
i have some ideas... :)
If anyone could do it, it would probably be me! :)
Ok, so you will so love me after this comment.
On Saturday, I was attacked by a toilet paper dispenser. Yes, true story. It landed on my head, repeatedly.
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