Thursday, June 11, 2009

things read on a fruit snack wrapper this morning...

odds...

odds of becoming president: 1 in 10,000,000
odds of being injured mowing the lawn: 3,623 to 1 (aren't you lucky, uncle lindell??...hope your foot gets better soon!)
odds that a celebrity marriage will last a lifetime: 3 to 1
odds of catching a ball at a major league ballgame: 563 to 1
odds that you are a genius: 250 to 1

and my personal favorite...

odds that you will be injured by a toilet this year: 1 in 10,000

now, i'm curious...how could you be injured by a toilet???? :)

9 comments:

Acting Out World Change said...

Now I'm scared. What if I'm that 1 in 10,000? I'll never ever see it coming! How will I prevent it?

renee said...

hahaha! kasey, you are hysterical...but you know what??? i had that same thought! :)

Teresa @ Grammy Girlfriend said...

That is too funny. I enjoyed reading your blog...The blog world is so new to me...

Hope you will stop by for a visit.

I am posting on our Disney trip now and then on to a new grandson in two weeks..

wife.mom.nurse said...

hmmm, never have been injured by my toilet...

But now, I am a bit worried about firehubby teaching the scout how to mow the lawn :O

Sarah said...

I wish the odds of catching a baseball were better... :-)

Queen Mommy said...

I'm not sure I want to know how I could be injured by a toilet, nor why a fruit snack wrapper would print those little tidbits. LOL

A Summer Intern said...

i have some ideas... :)

Emily said...

If anyone could do it, it would probably be me! :)

Jaime said...

Ok, so you will so love me after this comment.

On Saturday, I was attacked by a toilet paper dispenser. Yes, true story. It landed on my head, repeatedly.