odds of becoming president: 1 in 10,000,000
odds of being injured mowing the lawn: 3,623 to 1 (aren't you lucky, uncle lindell??...hope your foot gets better soon!)
odds that a celebrity marriage will last a lifetime: 3 to 1
odds of catching a ball at a major league ballgame: 563 to 1
odds that you are a genius: 250 to 1
and my personal favorite...
odds that you will be injured by a toilet this year: 1 in 10,000
now, i'm curious...how could you be injured by a toilet???? :)