i am happy to do things for you. it is my job to be here and answer your many questions…your many, sometimes stupid questions. i, however, now have a question of my own.
would you please ask nicely, rather than demand my assistance, as well as say please when you need help? doing this will make me much more likely to acquiesce to your request. it will also make me less likely to stab you with my letter opener.
thank you for your consideration.