Wednesday, March 24, 2010

things that CRACK me up!!!!

i'm proctoring a test tonight (=sit and watch students so they don't cheat for 4 1/2 hours and get paid fat money while also studying for your own test) i finished studying...amazingly enough...so i thought i'd browse some funny things on facebook (God bless laptops and wi-fi). have you ever looked at the bumper sticker app? some of them literally make me fall on the floor laughing...

"where i'm from we don't have junk in our trunk, we have honky tonk in our badonkadonks!"
seriously...badonkadonk...is there a funnier word?

"my knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."
ouch!

"darling, i'm right in the middle of being fantastic...could you bother me later?"
love it!

"hi. i have cool socks on today."
thanks for sharing.

alright. better get back to watching. :)