Friday, October 2, 2009


conversation i just had with my student worker, kelsey:

kelsey: oh gosh! this guy graduated high school in 1987! i wasn't even born yet!!!!
me: WHAT? when were you born?
kelsey: 1990

(my heart drops to my knees)

me: are you serious?
kelsey: yeah, why? when were you born?
me: 1981
kelsey: oh......(long pause) WOW.

THANKS KELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are fired.