are you feeling guilty for leaving the windows open to catch a breeze when you know the air is on? feel like a bag lady for wearing the same shirt for days on end? get tricked by a fake news story and feel foolish? we'll don't! Not Me! Monday was born out of mckmama's desire to admit some of her imperfections and reveal a few moments she'd rather forget. you may find it therapeutic to join in and do the same thing!
this was absolutely THE weekend for not me's...i might as well just jump in...
i most certainly did not forget to check the pockets of my jeans before throwing them in the washer. and amidst the many hairpins i did not find in the bottom of the drum, i also did not find my CELL PHONE! not me! i would never be that stupid. no. not at all.
i also didn't stay up until 12:30 last night reading the pdf instruction manual for the new phone i didn't have to get because i most definitely didn't wash the old one. i'm not that big of a nerd!
because i didn't stay up late last night, i wasn't tired at all and didn't have to rush through my shower this morning skipping washing my hair. i absolutely did not just spritz my hair with water, scrunch its dirtyness into curls, pin it in place on top and go to work. i mean, who would do that??!! not me!
and i most definitely did not skip breakfast and opt instead for the "frooties" tootsie rolls that adam and i bought at the mall yesterday. and i seriously did not eat
7 or 8...10 in a row after giving him trouble last night about eating too much sugar. i would never do that!! never!
not me!! ;)